Eye Stickers and Decals
I'll tell you what you need… Eye Stickers! You are going to become the reigning champion of staring contests because of our vast selection of Eye Stickers! Our Eye Stickers go through an extensive, arduous training program specifically designed to make them never blink. Your staring contest game is going to finally reach its awesome potential! You can train all day with our beautiful Eye Decals designs because they never get tired! I don't know about those other Eye Stickers, but ours never require any eye drop maintenance at all. You can even dice those onions for your favorite quiche without missing a beat in the staring contest training! We have a vast assortment of Eye Stickers applicable for anyone's imagination! Some Eye Stickers may look like they are crying, but we promise that you won't ever have to comfort their emotional needs! You can even poke them in the eye without ever worrying about getting hit back! That is the promise we give with our Eye Stickers. We know that the eyes are the window to the soul, but we can't see yours right now so just let us know which of our ridiculously awesome Eye Stickers you would like to stare at. We have excellent customer service people just waiting to help you find the Eye Stickers of your dreams. Yes, your dreams are really coming true!