I know what you mean, you are in dire need of some Pirate Stickers. Let's face it, eye patches and peg legs just don't come easy in this mamby-pamby world these days. How are you supposed to express your inner pirate without having to legitimize your hook hand? I'll tell you how, with our vast selection of one of a kind fear-invoking Pirate Stickers! We have all sorts of sea worthy Pirate Stickers that can be delivered with or without the scurvy! Okay, we really can't/won't ship the scurvy…But we can ship Pirate Stickers, and lots of 'em! Over land and especially over the seven seas! Did I mention that you can place your swashbuckling Pirate Stickers on your car, wall, ship, shoulder parrot, or pirate beard on either the starboard or port sides! No pillaging or plundering required! We will even let you order multiple Pirate Stickers without doing the truffle shuffle first! And checkout is so simple, no booby traps or plank walking will get in your way! Yes! Booby traps, that's what I said! You don't even need a treasure map to get your booty shipped and on it's way! Shiver me timbers that is just as exciting as any buried treasure!